For two minutes, how about we all get as puerile as you-know-who
Donald Trump’s mother, Mary Anne MacLeod, was Scottish. She had a brother and a grandfather named Donald, so it probably appeared to be reasonable to name her child Donald. Plus, “Donald” in Scottish is Domhanll, and that signifies “world ruler.”
To further build Donald’s possibilities swaggering about on red floor coverings, she gave her child a center name, John. “John” is a bastardization of Johanan or Yəhôḥānān, which in Hebrew signifies “God is charitable” or, likewise, “graced by God.”
World Ruler Graced by God. Hmph! “Trumps” each and every name in the world.
However, while The Donald (credit his presently perished first spouse for this name) is graced by a ton of ass-kissers and deplorables, we as a whole realize he won’t ever be graced by God. What’s more, concerning being a world ruler? Hah! So we should call Donald John Trump what he really is:
The Orange Jesus
Rep. Liz Cheney has revealed that on January 6 not long before the uprising, she heard a Conservative House part, while marking records having a problem with the 2020 political race results, murmuring, “The things we accomplish for the Orange Jesus!”
Here are a few other nicknames for the individual I routinely allude to as tRump. These have come from individuals all over America:
Wear the Con
Trainee Bone Prods
Fuckface von Clownstick
Hair Sham One
Administrator in Cheddar
Marginally Aware Shower Tan
Head with no Clothes
Ruler of the Beasts
Brute of Office
Sack of Overlaid Lunchmeat
Bubbled Ham in a Hairpiece
Damn Piece of poop Pol (it’s a re-arranged word)
Silver Spoon Donald
The Man of Take
Did I miss one of your top choices?
Medium essayists answer:
: The Apricot Hellbeast, Custard-enhanced Jobby, Leather-confronted Piss Container, Touchy Small Fuckin Bampot, and Stupid Fucking Cocksplat — These are from Scotland, so Larry tells us. How fitting!
, proprietor of Politically Speaking: Trumplethinskin and Orange Foolius. Scott says these came from essayists on the bar — another motivation to peruse the best bar on Mechanism for tales about political and cultural issues (issues and silliness, evidently).
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